Twitter Goes Berserk Over Rajasthan HC Judge’s Theory On Peacock’s Sex
The Beef ban news is still on the table and here’s another issue that rolled on the table. Rajasthan High Court judge Mahesh Chandra Sharma now made some shocking statements on peacocks following his earlier statements on cows.
It is well known that earlier he suggested that cow should be declared as India’s national animal and had directed the state government to coordinate with the BJP-led Centre to make that happen, now this judge has come up with an interesting theory on explaining why peacock is the national bird of India.
The minister didn’t leave any stone unturned in threading the story with his fictional contexts, he went saying,
“Jo mor hai, yeh aajeevan bhramachari hai. Kabhi bhi morni ke saath sex nahi karta hai. Iske jo aasu aate hai, morni usse chubhkar garbhavati hoti hai, mor ya morni ko janm deti hai”
when roughly translated, it means:
“The peacock is a lifelong celibate. It does not have sex with the peahen. The peahen gets impregnated with the tears of the peacock and then gives birth to a peacock or a peahen.”
Now, it seems that this is more than enough Biology for a single day. Though other ministers didn’t yet react on this blunt statements, Twitterati didn’t give up its pace on Sharma Ji.
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Twitter Reactions:
Hey baby are you a Peacock?
Cos when I see you I want Mor— Sahil Shah (@SahilBulla) May 31, 2017
What did the Peacock say to the Peahen?
Put kids to bed early, I feel like crying today.
— Brumby (@brumbyOz) May 31, 2017
Peacock: I love walking in the rain, because then nobody can see me having sex.
— आदर्श बालक (@khurafatijaat) May 31, 2017
The eldest peacock of India. pic.twitter.com/yx13kD37Ea
— Rofl Gandhi (@RoflGandhi_) June 1, 2017
Greatest Peacock of India. pic.twitter.com/kHEfCw2SVI
— Tempest (@ColdCigar) June 1, 2017
Peacock: lets rock the bed baby
Peahen: did you bring protection?
Peacock: *slowly takes out his goggles*.— बागों में daaku raja (@abdulsaif09) May 31, 2017
What does the peacock say to the peahen when he is not in the mood? “Pushpa, I hate tears” #RajasthanJudge #bramhacharipeacock
— T S Sudhir (@Iamtssudhir) May 31, 2017
Rajasthan High Court Judge says Peacock is our national bird coz it doesn’t have sex.
By that logic I am a national bird too.— Mallikarjuna Kalika (@FieryGrilled) May 31, 2017
“The peahen gets pregnant drinking the tears of the peacock”
This makes me weep. I hope I don’t get pregnant.
— Ruth Saldanha (@RuthSaldanha) May 31, 2017
@RatanSharda55 ha ha i could not control my laughter after reading his theory on paehen https://t.co/gtVPPtpbuw
— adil nomani (@adilnomani) May 31, 2017
Two-minute silence for peeps who had to google peacock sex for work.
— Raheel Khursheed (@Raheelk) June 1, 2017
Adango . So peacock is a bramhachari and hence national bird !! 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/wLToBPLL4n
— Prashanth Rangaswamy (@itisprashanth) May 31, 2017
Just the tears! Never knew Peacock had such a messed up life. No doubt some of us are frustrated, when so is our National Bird! https://t.co/9wXoDYXvvE
— Dheeraj Tiwari (@dheerajtiwariET) May 31, 2017
#Peacock : i love you#Peahen : i have a boyfriend#Peacock cries, #peahen gets pregnant
— Drunk Monk (@napster_004) May 31, 2017
#Covfefe #peacock pic.twitter.com/lKfawmsqBV
— Science lover (@yourpraharsh) May 31, 2017