We all know that an itchy butt is something that is very hard to resist, and sometimes you have to deal with it by scratching it with things, but it shouldn’t be a 7-inch glass bottle.
A 60-year-old man from China did use a bottle, but it ended up somewhere else.
The 60-year-old unnamed man used a glass bottle, a 7-inch bottle to be exact, to scratch his bum, but it ended up going inside his rectum.
After the bottle ended up in the wrong place, the man went to the Dongguan Hospital of Traditional Chinese and Western, which is located in the Guangdong Province of South China.
The man went to the hospital on November 12, 2019, and he was complaining about abdominal discomfort.
I mean, I would feel discomfort too if there was a 7-inch bottle in my rectum.
After tests were conducted, a bottle was found 2 inches inside the opening of the 60-year-old’s anus.
An official press release said the bottle was a Florida Water Cologne.
A Florida Water Cologne is around 7-inches in length and 2 inches in width.
Dr. Lin Jun, the head of the gastroenterologist of the Dongguan Hospital of Traditional Chinese and Western, said, “The patient told me: ‘My abdomen hurts. There’s something inside. I can’t poo or fart.’ The entire glass bottle was inside his rectum. I could feel the bottle under his abdomen.”
Dr. Jun added, “He said his anus was itching. He said: ‘I was very uncomfortable, so I bought a bottle of Florida Water and began scratching the itch. Then the bottle accidentally went up my rectum’.”
A surgery was done and the bottle was removed from the man’s rectum.
Talking about the incident, Dr. Lin said, “It’s better to seek medical attention and let a doctor help you than attempt to resolve similar conditions by buying tools and such things.”
Man, one thing’s for sure, I’m not going to use a bottle to itch my bum.