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Russian Man ‘Marries’ A Pizza Because Love Between Humans Is ‘Too Complicated’

A 22-year-old dared to do something most of us only joke about. He realised there was no woman ‘fit enough’ for him, the man decided to marry his one true love, pizza. He thinks his love for the fast food is beyond anything humans can feel for each other.

He is quoted by Mirror as saying: “At some point I realised that half of my friends were complaining about their better half, while the others were complaining about the lack of a better half.

“Love between two humans is a complicated wild thing. I was grateful that I had at least my love of food and then it came to me that actually love for food remains stable no matter what. A pizza would “not reject you or betray you, and speaking quite frankly and sincerely, I love it,” he said.

Unsurprisingly, Russian authorities refused to give official permission to register the bizarre marriage at a registry office, and the church also rejected to preside over his ceremony.

In the end, the unusual event took place in one of the city’s pizzerias. Managers and cooks at the pizzerias ‘handed’ the ‘bride’ to her groom, and even provided the man with a marriage certificate. The Russian’s unusual ‘marriage’ is not the first of its kind.