Man Whose Deadly Farts Can Kill Mosquitos Hired By Companies To Make Mosquito Repellant From His Lethal Intestinal Gas

A 48-year-old man from Uganda, whose farts are capable of killing mosquitos, has been hired by multiple insect repellant companies just to create a special mosquito repellant product from his intestinal gas.

Joe Rwamirama from Kampala, Uganda, says companies have launched a study into the chemical properties that are present in his trouser skin.

Joe is known in his city as the man to call if you are sick and tired of mosquito problems.

To back up his amazing claims, Joe says no one in his home village has ever contracted malaria because his “deadly farts” are capable of knocking out mosquitos in over a 6-mile radius.

If we take his numbers true, his fart can be larger than the fallout zone of the Hiroshima bomb.

The locals also back the claims of Joe.

James Yoweri, a local barber, said, “He is known all over the city as the man who can kill mosquitoes with his farts. When Joe is around we all know that mosquitoes will vanish.”

He added, “He is respectful of people around him and will only fart when there are mosquitoes around which bring malaria. His farts get rid of this disease.”

A local chief, who knows Joe very well, took him to his house during the malaria season and said no one nearby caught the disease.

Well, Joe, you are the man.

The Chief, who knows Joe since they were kids, said, “I heard about Joe’s gift and I took him in to help mop out the mosquitoes infesting our surroundings.”

He added, “He respectfully drops these bloomers and it helped eradicate the insects. He does his thing and they drop – like flies.”

Talking about his super-powers and how he lives, Joe said he eats just like other people and acts like normal people.

He said, “I eat ordinary food just like everyone else but no insect can lay a foot on me, not even a fly.”

He added, “I smell like a normal man and I bathe daily and my farts are just like everyone else, they are only dangerous to small insects and especially mosquitoes.”

Talking about the future, Joe said, “Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it!”

Joe made claims that companies have hired him to make a special insect repellant, but the names of the 2 companies linked to him were not shared with the public, hence, his claims could not be verified by locals or news agencies.

True or not, I want to meet this guy and check out how deadly his farts are.

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