Drunk Florida Man Turns Himself To The Police For “Killing” Imaginary Best Friend

Florida man never fails to amaze the world, and yet he is back again with another headline that might just blow you away.

37-year-old Geoff Gaylord, the man that we are talking about, entered the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office Department and turned himself in.

His crime? Well, it’s something that you avoid wanting to commit.

It is said that Geoff told the police that he had killed Mr. Happy, his imaginary friend.

He told the cops that his room was a mess all the time with his toys and dolls.

He also told the cops that he had left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen, never picked up his empty cocaine baggies, and left the toilet seat down after he would pee.

The police said that Geoff, who was on drugs when he came in, said that Mr. Happy had messed up his apartment to the point that he could not clean it up.

He added:

He left his empty vodka bottles all over the kitchen… never picked up his empty cocaine baggies and left the toilet seat down when he peed. He messed up my apartment to the point where I just couldn’t get it clean. Before Hap started doing drugs and acting weird he was my BFF (best friend forever). We’d go dancing, play on the children’s park equipment, both huge fans of doom metal – listened to it for hours with the lights turned off.

If you think they were not best friends, you are wrong.

In a statement that he gave to the cops, Geoff said that he and Mr. Happy were BFF’s and would even dance around and play on the children’s park equipment together.

Geoff also threatened to kill the police after they told him that they could not give him the death penalty for the crime that he had committed.

He was extremely drunk when he came to the police.

As a result of his crimes, they searched his house and found drug paraphernalia and a machine gun.

He ended up getting multiple charges for the things that the police found in his house.

Well, at least he was honest about the drugs.

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