Pastor Will Not Close Church Because He Has “Machines That Shoot Down Viruses”

Rodney Howard-Browne, a conspiracy theorist, recently said that he will not be closing down his church services because he reportedly has machines that shoot down viruses.

Known for his holy laughter and religious-based ceremonies, Rodney said that he will not close down his church because he is not raising pansies in there.

The man said he will keep holding services despite the pandemic.

Explaining his reason, well, the pastor says his church is clean, extremely clean.

The pastor believes that there is no way that any virus can enter the premises of his church.

Rodney said, “The Lord has helped us to secure our congregation. We bought in 13 machines that basically kill every virus in the place.”

He added, “If somebody walks in the door, it’s like, it kills everything on them. If they sneeze, it shoots it down at like 100 mph. It’ll neutralize it in split seconds. So we have the most sterile building in, I don’t know, all of America.”

Is it me or does it sound like that the pastor is talking about a gun?

Well, who knows? It might be a gun.

The big question about this is that if he did have the machines that he claims, why isn’t he not donating them to a hospital in New York or somewhere where people are actually in need of it?

Not going to lie, Rodney, you sound like a person who claims a lot of things, but when it comes to proving them, you back off.

Just saying.

As of now, Rodney says he has no plans of shutting down the church, despite the fact that the United States of America is now the country with the most confirmed cases of the coronavirus in the entire world.

Looks like Rodney might have to change his name to “Patient Zero Church of Christ”, said the friendlyatheist.

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