India has a very large road network and in our travels, we have all come across a lot of funny quotes on different vehicles. Quotes behind vehicles are the favorite space for many owners to show the people what they had in their minds. From the most common one, “buri nazar wale, tera mooh kala” to how we should never date a girl, here are a few quotes that are bound to make you laugh. Most of the quotes are way funny rather than inspiring. Here is a list of such proud owners who have said it and they actually mean it.

1. Kutte Bhi Bhokte Hai.. 😛

2. He believed in her but she broke his heart.

3. Most synonymous way of communicating

4. Road Safety measures explained

5. This guy has figured out how to be stress free. One night stands and zero commitment!

6. Iraaq Ka Paani..Petrol..!

7.  Literally killed English here

Honesty is the best policy. Getting education is also a good policy.

8. The delicate lady is too much to handle!

9. Commutable Tsunami’s here and there.

10. In trust, we English.

11. Would never ever laugh in my life again.

12. English speaking is no road cycling.

13. Because snakes don’t love

14. Statutory Warning

15. Enemies tremble at his approach.

16. This one never gets old! Gold 🙂

17. When his mom asked about his aspirations.

18. True Indian values

19. He loves his wife and mother equally

20. While we worried about getting jobs, this guy was already saving up

21. This is called responsibility. Giving everyone a warning beforehand.

22. The car may be upside down but the humour is on point.

The car comes with AC, central locking, air bags and it also tells you to turn it over if it is upside down.

23. Humble request to all drivers

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