When you’re attending any interview or applying for a job, your resume explains what you actually achieved. The goal of building your resume is to stand out from other potential candidates for the job you want. It should consists of overall career achievement that shows you’d be good at that particular job. But, there are some people who took the resume-writing too far and wrote mind boggling stuff in their respective CVs. Here are some of the Craziest ‘Achievements’ that people have actually added in their Resumes.

1. Programming skills was explained with the help of curd rice.

I am like a boiled white rice (having a good understanding and conceptual knowledge of core programming concepts, database and its concepts for the backend, server-side programming, technologies, frameworks, etc, for business layers or middle layer, design patterns for best practices, UI for frontend or presentation layer).

This white rice is used to prepare any type of rice items i.e can be used to make curd rice (PHP developer) or lemon rice (Java developer) or rice baat (.net developer) or ghee rice (mobile developer) or any type of rice (XYZ developer team).

2.  “Achievements : Consolation prize in tug of war”

No way, I love tug of war!

3. Playing poker exceptionally is definitely a skill, just not for your resume.

‘An exceptional poker player’ was mentioned in one of the resumes in IIT Bombay.

He was interviewed. And during the interview, the interviewer called for a pack of cards and they played Heads up Poker for around 20 minutes.

4. Courses completed: Morning and Evening exercise.

Somebody had mentioned this, “I’ve done a course in morning and evening exercises”. LOL!

5. Not failing semesters is also one underrated achievement

This will surely make you go ‘Yeah! The feels.’ Maybe Semester V was tough!

6. From the next time, don’t underestimate the power of blood donation

Yeah! That’s right. A guy had applied for a management post and he had written ‘Blood Donation’ under the ‘Achievements’ section.

7.  When the obsession of becoming rich was the real ‘objective’

Somebody had mentioned this,

Objective: To dive into a swimming pool of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck.

8. Seeding torrent is also one helluva achievement!

And this was mentioned in the Achievement section: Seeded every torrent that I’ve downloaded.

9. A person looking for a summer internship in physics in foreign universities wrote:”Best counter strike player in the institute (IIT Bombay)”.

10. This is the height of being truthful, without a speck of doubt.

1. ACHIEVEMENTS – I came first in the school long distance race

2. HOBBIES – Horse riding, like going pub when haven’t got my kids.looking after kids and doing stuff with them when they and at school.

3. EMAIL ADDRESS – Lazysod@……

4. ACHIEVEMENTS – Being sober

5. ABOUT ME – My favorite color is Toupe, coz it rhymes with Dope

6. REASON FOR LEAVING – It was hard work

7. PERSONAL PROFILE – I am no stranger to double-entry. I love numbers, and my wife and I love journals and ledgers! Can also do tricky sums when I put my mind to it. Computer literate.